i was going through my old liked pages on facebook and here are some of my favorites
why wouldn’t you want to be friends with me
My sister just finished telling me how having a chode is better than having a regular penis.
one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
LOOL
what the fuck.
get rubbing alcohol..put it in and shake it around. The liquid will turn it into a gas… then light it and you get that
Will the jar shatter if I fuck up?
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
